And Interlude: Candidates as D&D Characters

What if the candidates were D&D characters?

If Palin played D&D, she would insist on being a paladin but would have trouble doing that because of her chaotic-neutral alignment. She would kick the beggars and orphans out of the way so that everyone had a clear view of how large alms she was bringing to the temple. She would have a 19 charisma and an 8 intelligence, and she would go on a quest to raise enough gold to hire Martha Stewart to redecorate the dungeon. "Boy, I'm telling you, those Cormyr insiders may think messy dungeons are okay, but back in Dagger Falls we have down-home values, and we sure do like our clean dungeons, don't we? You betcha! [wink]" - 4th.com